It had been a long time since me and the girls have hung out all together. It was long overdue, so I decided to stay in for a night of fun and host a sex toy party at my place for my lovely friends. The party was a success! We all had so much fun, probably because we got to see everyone else’s naughty side. And, above all, it was very educational. I think every single one of my girlfriends really enjoyed it…maybe a little too much. I don’t remember ever laughing this hard.
As compensation for being the hostess, I was in for some gifts and goodies. I was able to upgrade my battery-operated boyfriend, or BOB Now, BOB and I have been in a committed relationship for quite some time and I cannot complain. He always does what I want when I want. If that is not the perfect boyfriend, I don’t know what is.
Here is why:
1. BOB doesn’t cheat. Period.
2. You can truly like him for what he is. No car, no job, no problem.
3. His sole purpose is to make you happy.
4. BOB doesn’t write songs you have to pretend to like.
5. Going for the next best thing will not have any emotional repercussions.
6. He doesn’t talk.
7. He won’t get jealous when you are out on dates.
8. Your expectations are guaranteed to be met, within three minutes.
9. BOB has a feminine side, and it usually involves sparkles and glitter.
10. This will be a one-way giving relationship, no need to invest.